16 Sparrows | sarcasm folded in half

Free stuff to download, information for your perusal & stuff you may find useful.

Downloads
Keep everything clean in here. No claiming these are yours or selling these designs.

• Valuable Document Envelope (96 kb)
*NEW*
Make-it-yourself envelope with the declaration "Contains Valuable Document" on the front and space for you to write addresses. This envelope was inspired by a 1930s document folder used to hold insurance papers, hence the "Put this in the safe overnight" line on the bottom. A flat template fitted on an letter size paper all ready for you to cut and fold-up into a nifty envelope for mailing your letters, secret plans and the like. Folds-up to a 4.5"x 6" envelope.

Useful Information
Tid-bits on life & correspondence etiquette.

• What to say
What to write in a letter or card. Right now I only have thank you and condolence letters. I will be adding more little by little.

• Wedding Manners
Let's face it, we have to go to at least one in our life, might as well be on our best behavior.

• Zombie Preparedness 101
. Zombie Identification Guide
. Survival tips for the impending uprising.

. Dress to Kill
. Fashion Tips for a Zombie Infested World

More Free Downloads
	• Private Eye ID Card (280 KB) NEW Double-sided ID card for all your gum-shoe dreams. Inspired by a 1960s Private Investigator's identification card (see original here), changed for the 1940s, the best era of pulp detective stories. Obviously, this is just a novelty item and shouldn't be used or manipulated as an actual identification card in any way. If you have a time machine though...	• Nookey Ration Card (1.1 MB) A reproduction of a gag ration card made during WWII (see original here). For those not up with your 30s and 40s slang: Nookey means...cough, sex and "tearing one off," (a phrase seen in the card's text) also means the same.
	• Mailing Labels (796 kb) 6 mailing labels for you to affix to your favorite envelope & mail to your favorite friend.	• Notecards (80 kb) 8 notecards with two silhouettes. Great to write little love notes or even to use as gift tags
	• Stripe Labels (52 kb) 10 labels ready for you to trim and adhere to your envelopes, boxes or jars.	• Greeting Card (44kb) Pdf file for you to download, print and send to someone special.